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GoateeMafia Lingo
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Colorful Terms used by the Mafia in everyday life...in no particular order.
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Amtrak
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A code for someone who is a walking train wreck
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Are you new here?
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You should know ALL of us better than that by now.
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Bootay
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Pronounced "boot TAY" - Mafioso for a bangin' ass
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CBB - Can't Be Bothered
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Refers to anything that seems too hard or inconvenient at any given moment.
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FAB
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Fake Ass Bitch - Coined to describe someone who is not giving you the entire or real story.
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Fun for the Whole Family:
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A term used to describe a person who is bisexual
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Have ya' met me?
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You should know me better than that by now.
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I could Fuck up a Plate of Pancakes
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Originally coined by Pepperoni, a term that is said when one is hungry after leaving a club or after a midnight romp.
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Jammer
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A guy who just “Jams” it in during Anal sex. NOT A GOOD THING!
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Lesbian Sheep
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A female sheep shows her readiness for sex by standing completely still. So a Lesbian Sheep must be the most frustrated animal in the world. Anytime two people like each other but no one will make the first move, they are referred to as being “Lesbian Sheep”.
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Library Check Out Policy
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The terms and conditions under which a Mafioso may be checked out on temporary "loan".
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Montana, What a State!
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Said as a blunt tactic to change topics, or move past an awkward silence.
See also, Did you know lobsters mate for life?
See also, Did you know Debbie Reynolds makes her own Mah Jong tiles?
See also, Did you know Debbie Reynolds mates for life?
See also, Who fell down?
See also, What Large weather we're having!
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OTR
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Acronym for On The Rag
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Parker Brothers
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See Fun for the Whole Family
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PPP
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Perfect Porn Pussy
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Return in Original Condition
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Anyone taking advantage of the "Library Check Out Policy" bears the responsibility of proper care, feeding, and basic maintenance of the borrowed Mafioso, and must return him in his original (or better) condition.
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Rule 0
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Same as Rule 1 but NO exceptions apply.
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Rule 1
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Rule 1 States: “Never sleep with anyone appreciably crazier than yourself.”
While sex with a Rule 1 violator may be wild and crazy, the baggage associated with this person is not worth it.
Exception 1: This rule may be ignored if it is guaranteed that you will never meet, see, or communicate with that person in anyway in the future and they do not have any way to get a hold of you.
Exception 2: If there is substantial distance between where the Violator and Viaolatee live as to negate any affects of the associated baggage.
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Rule 1 Violator
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The appreciably crazier person you shouldn’t be sleeping with.
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SAS
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Sweet Ass Sweet! When something is better than just “Sweet!”
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Sausagefest
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A party or gathering where the men outnumber the women by a huge margin.
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SEP
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Someone else’s problem
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SFC
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Some Fucking Chick
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SFG
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Some Fucking Guy
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SFW
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Some Fucking Whore
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TBC
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Code for “That Bitch Crazy!!!”
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The White Line
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The emotional/commitment boundary that defines the limit of intimacy that absolutely must be maintained by permanent, primary partners ONLY.
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Top o' the man mountain
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Coined by GrrrgeousBBW, it is a reminder to the partners of the Mafioso that no matter how annoying his antics may seem, to her, he's still the one she picked from more than 3 billion possibilities.
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Wednesday
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Any day of the month when a BBW has SERIOUS, MAJOR, DANGER ZONE type PMS. Do NOT attempt to tease, humor or cajole her out of it. This will not work and may result in serious bodily injury or divorce. Just give her what she wants, stay out of her way, pray if you want, and wait for the raging hormonal storm to pass.
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more to come....
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